Friday, 21 March 2014

A Shaggy Dog Story

OMD*

Mummy has gone out and brought dog clippers.

Oh the indignity she has clipped me herself, I look a right mess. How am I meant to be seen in public? The other dogs will laugh at me.

Seriously humans that are not trained should not be allowed to buy clippers.


Even worse apparently I am not 'done' yet. What there's more? What else can she do to me!

Actually - and don't tell Mummy this - I don't look too bad, sure I need a bit more tidying but to give her credit I do wriggle (but then wouldn't you scissors, comb, scary noisy clippers?). She brought the Wahl Multi Cut Dog Clipper Set and it does come in a lovely red and was much better than when she tried to use Daddies clippers on me.

But I still don't know why she just cant send me to the groomers like she used to.

*Oh My Dog (in case you were wondering)

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