Why Does Mummy Have To Keep Shouting At Me?

Strange thing today we got to the canal for our walk to find it was almost empty. Oh but can you see that mud...

Of course Mummy said NO.

No, No, No, No that's the only word she seems to know and its a stupid word and I hate the No whistle as well.

All she cares about is making sure she gets to have fun, well what about me?

I am Archduke Ferdiand the First and I demand to play in the lovely sinky mud and do you think I was allowed?

No.

Still I did get to have some fun zooming up and down the towpath and then I saw a coot. Can you guess what Mummy shouted? Yep that stupid word again.

No No No No, blah blah blah blah I'm not listening.